A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm,that includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment,the farmhouse and ££22,398,750.78 in cash.” The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, “oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With her last breath, her granny whispered, “Facebook”
So op die bloue Maandag loop ek die grap raak – en hy het my laat smile.
Woman brings a sick baby to a doctor.
DR : is he bottle-fed?
WOMAN : breastfeed.
(the doctor starts squeezing the woman’s breasts repeatedly)
DR: that’s why he’s sick.. u don’t have milk.
WOMAN : “fucking wanker ! ask first before you grab ! “I’m the nanny!”